On Buying a 1967 Jaguar Without a Committee Meeting
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- Feb 27
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There are moments in a man’s life when he must decide whether he is going to behave responsibly or interestingly.
I chose interestingly.
A few weeks ago, I purchased a 1967 Jaguar E-Type in British Racing Green. If you are unfamiliar with this vehicle, imagine what would happen if the English decided to design a car based solely on vanity and mild mechanical arrogance.
It is long. It is low. It curves in places that serve no practical purpose whatsoever. It looks less like transportation and more like a suggestion.
It also does not run.
Well. That is not entirely accurate. It runs in theory. In practice, it coughs like a retired opera singer clearing his throat before declining to perform.
I did not ask my wife before buying it.
Let me clarify something before this becomes a morality tale. I did not use grocery money. I did not leverage the house. I have my own funds, earned honestly, and I spent them on a 56-year-old British machine with questionable reliability and impeccable posture.
When I informed my wife of this development, she listened with the calm expression of a woman calculating both the cost and the narrative.
“Where,” she asked carefully, “will this live?”
“In the garage,” I replied, as though there were multiple viable habitats for such a creature.
We stood there in silence, both aware that the garage was currently occupied by my perfectly sensible, modern vehicle—a car that starts every time and does not require emotional coaxing.
That car has since been displaced.
It now lives in the driveway like a responsible older sibling who has been quietly informed that the prodigal has returned.
I would like to say this transition was smooth.
It was decidedly not.
There were negotiations. There were references to “space management” and “long-term priorities.” At one point, I believe the phrase “midlife” was implied if not directly stated.
But in the end, she agreed to let me keep it.
This is what marriage is, if we are honest.
It is not grand romantic gestures.
It is a series of small permissions
granted with raised eyebrows.
The Jaguar now occupies the garage like royalty in exile. It sits under fluorescent light with the quiet confidence of something that knows it was once admired.
British Racing Green is not merely a color. It is an attitude. It says, “I have opinions about tea and cornering.”
The first time I walked around it alone, I did not see rust. I saw potential.
This is dangerous thinking.
Because restoring an old car is not about parts. It is about imagination.
When I look at this Jaguar, I do not see mechanical complications. I see story.
Who drove it first?
Was it purchased by a man who believed himself more daring than he was? Did he take it down narrow country roads with the top down, convincing himself that speed equaled significance?
Or was it driven by someone quieter? Someone who understood that the real pleasure of a car like this is not acceleration, but attention?
Where did it go?
Did it idle impatiently outside small cafés? Did it sit in driveways while arguments unfolded behind closed doors? Did someone grip that steering wheel a little tighter on the way home from something that did not go as planned?
Cars, like people, carry history in their seams.
The leather seats—cracked but dignified—suggest use without apology. The steering wheel bears the faint polish of hands that were not afraid to drive.
This is not a museum piece.
It has lived.
And now it is here, in my garage, displacing a vehicle that has never once refused to start.
I find myself spending evenings out there, sleeves rolled up, examining it like a manuscript in need of revision.
Restoration is not unlike writing.
You begin with something flawed but promising. You strip away what is unnecessary. You sand down rough edges. You replace what cannot be salvaged. You keep what carries character.
There are moments of frustration.
Bolts that refuse to budge. Components designed by engineers who clearly believed future mechanics should earn their satisfaction. British design, I have discovered, is both elegant and vindictive.
There is also the smell.
Oil. Metal. A faint whisper of gasoline. It is oddly comforting. It smells like effort.
My wife occasionally appears in the doorway of the garage, arms crossed, surveying the scene.
“How’s the novel?” she asks.
She knows exactly what she is doing.
Because this car is not transportation.
It is narrative.
I am not simply fixing an engine. I am reconstructing intent.
When this Jaguar is running—and it will run; I am stubborn—I imagine driving it through Bellam at dusk. Not recklessly. Not theatrically. Just deliberately.
Top down. Engine humming with the restrained confidence of something properly tuned.
Will I enjoy the ride?
Of course.
But the more interesting question is this: did the previous owner?
Did he enjoy the motion itself? The sound of the engine shifting through gears? The sensation of being temporarily uncontained?
Or was the car merely a means to arrive somewhere else?
This is the difference between driving and traveling.
Driving is participation.
Traveling is agenda.
I suspect many people who owned this car were more interested in destination than experience. They wanted to arrive. To be seen. To park dramatically and step out with mild nonchalance.
I am less interested in arrival.
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